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When The Shit Hits The Man

by Hero Dishonest

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1.
Saattaa olla ettei tästä järjissään selviä Sähköllä valaistaan Esitetään vääriä johtopäätöksiä Puhdistetaan korvat, vaihetaan lakanat Ja tarjoillaan kuumia makkaroita Paljon melua tyhjästä päästä Katkotaan kieli kun ei sanat miellytä Kauloina nilkkoina lihassyinä ja kohtuina Omenavarkaissa, omaisuusjahdissa Mennäänkö tässä perse edellä puuhun? Kun lähdetään Lähdetään saappaat suussa Eikä niitä perkele pyyhitä
2.
Booger Man 00:56
No, we never learned to face ourselves Just let it happen again and again Long years between, shutting you out Twist the story to wear my own crown And now and now Now you're back and everything falls out of place Lost in weak attempt to bury what's good And needs to be told, now 'cos we've been scared before We've been scared before You try and try Try and fail on the wish of not hurting The person closest to your fears...
3.
180' 01:20
Two thousand words come off your lips and I'm left with questions of no relevance One hundred mouths yawn like cannons Manipulate, twist the nerve 'til it snaps Who is who in these shoes? There's nothing inside my head That wouldn't work upside down No adjustments necessary Dead start, dead stop Maximum flexibility Dead start, dead stop It keep bouncing off the walls, i'm left far behind How can you understand me so wrong? Everything i say can first be screwed backwards There ought to be a curfew for the shit That comes out of your mouth Turns into a chaos With the right medication Burns like a molotov cocktail in the wrong hands How can you understand me so wrong?
4.
Crawl Song 01:17
Two seconds after the lights are turned on Hammers inside my head they start To kick the back of my eyes With all the hate the way my life goes With the pulse that blinds From day to day, you crawl Hate yourself for taking part Wishing you'd die with the dirty boots on The game is lost once you start to crawl Wishing you'd die with the dirty boots on
5.
Spit your black gut out Slow suicide, years of waiting Waiting for the body to give in Your home, your bed, your grave How many dark hours before the dawn The light at the end of the never ending sleep Is the life you wanted to be over Daily dose prolong the wait Glide away without dignity Under wrong stars...
6.
Did your shit turn green when you turned veggie? Did it refuse to go down the drain Smiled and waved hello, hello! Loved to stick you up in the brown eye (when you're) hands up, pants down Stalin vs. Hank Hardy You look like your face is stuck Inside an asshole the size of a mule Keep flushing, keep on pushing Somehow they'll find the way back up... In a free land Where biking's revolutionary My mom would count as a terrorist Where postconsumer byproducts Tick, tick — but never go off So obvious, so goddamn obvious
7.
Nice shirt, nice shoes Head out of plywood Stacked with quotes and rules Stacked with quotes and rules One point for anarchism Minus seven for bad language No strobe, no smoke But warm ups and earplugs Attack the toilets! This is a punk rock show Not a fucking cabaré Did i pass the test?
8.
Bigger the shoe the shorter the noose Me salute you with this middle finger What do i know about dying, dunno My retirement plan is totally different This zoo and all the replicas And i'm left to wonder if I should order one more Underneath the table Bigger the noose the smarter the dudes My ass as bullet proof as the future What should i know about dying, i dunno You start to smell and grow numb for the wait Who still wipes his own ass now Only thinks he wipes his ass in the future (who controls the present now Only thinks he controls the future now)
9.
I Saw It 01:12
10.
Good old days logic Was in catch booms And in the smell of manure Now travels on 18 wheels Canned, tucked in crates Pulls teeth without slamming doors Kills crop, frost - buries nothing more Only if we were reprieved The road to the arctic ocean Canned, tucked in crates A man sized hole in the ice Small conquers, travel light
11.
150 hands raise, heads nod Middle class is down with the plot (let the boys have their fun And girls take the pictures) Well tanned moshpits vs. Dietary supplement zine activists Great, this city is sinking While i'm still waiting for my mustache to grow Raise the glass and follow Drink up, drink up Drink up and follow No, no no no, don't believe the crust Life ain't that bad, the sky won't fall It's just too much d-beat, broken toilets Bad attitude and a wrong diet... I guess that's it, I quit Cash is king and i'm a mere sock puppeteer You and me would make a big baraboom A hot dickhead and i'm all wet wet wet
12.
Deathwish 01:31
Dear passanger, I'm about to rip you to shreds Sink my jaws to the hedonist flesh And betray the individual Your plague, my means to an end Sit down, sit down and shut up Deathwish, but not dying Breathe and bathe and walk on the bones That tore skies open for you Wish it was painless No knee shall bend for you anymore...
13.
Fist Song 01:11
Copy the bad bits, fire the anguish The world becomes blue again I'll leave you bruised and bleeding And junior under the kitchen sink I'll speak with my fists 'til you beg for silence My family in me, sore adrenaline World becomes shit again A sixpack and a misplaced suggestion Life becomes shit again Rest never comes easy How can you mend on the steps of coming horrors (dumb grave for the words that never come)
14.
This is a dead end — empty your pockets The barricades of have-nots Slash the tires and cut through to the bullshit Can you afford to hide it? Count to nothing Destruction's inevitable, abandon the shit Start to walk the plank Sharpen the knife to cut through the bullshit The meek won't inherit shit Not a god damn thing This is a dead end — pop out the glass eye The roadblock of have it all's Chained to this wreckage — chained but not fooled Plowing seeds of change to the worse
15.
The quarrel's done The bloodied book of revelation The book of all answers force fed to all It's simple when benevolence smiles From the barrel of the gun In sixteen steps hundred years back in time And who'll be the first to step off the wagon And add to the sound of nobody walking It's simple with somebody Feeding your thoughts out aloud March, trample, left, right...
16.
All hail the grey water system Pump the soap opera back in to the big pockets Upstairs where there's tactics pondered Recoup the spoon and make 'em great white socks wonder Holy crap & bling bling & bad dialogue And we have a winner: the society as it is We got the elephant in pants Conspiracy & chain reaction The ones who voted for them must have been drunk We need more folks with capes, folks with capes With the ability to melt evil brains We need more songs like "people are good" We need more Lithuanian beer Out of the frying pan in to the fire Forgot a rotten egg between the hammer And the anvil
17.
Monkey Song 01:12
The fight's not over, thanks for reminding me Grind the teeth, jagged stories of how things should be Now i count on things that come with the spring I fought myself 'til i was sore Zero-one-zero-one-zero Poor excuse for petty theft Our figures don't match, I'm a line pointing down Small numbers and hand-outs Though no demons inside Just a couple of stinky monkees with cadillacs Roaming in the jelly of the beast Thumbs up, hats off, a pat in the back I'm alive and well, though our figures don't match...
18.
Paljon on saatava aikaan Nieltävä tilaa hulluuden historiankirjoituksille Vaihtoehtoja ei ole Ei muuta suuntaa Näillä käsillä tapetaan Näillä sormilla kuristetaan Riistetään henkiä Kätellään miljoonista kohtaloista Vielä on paljon työmaata Myytävä aseita, puolustettava jumalan sanaa Ihmisyyden nimeen Mahdollisuudet käy vähiin...
19.
An alpha male showing all the balls But why won't the bird sing though you twist it's jaws How bright are the fires of thought in the chain of command? After the war world is a toilet And we breed like maggots After the war Realize that we must be spent Like the brainwaves that dissolve when a bullet is sent How bright are the fires of thought in the chain of command? Spit spit the ever bouncing check Mate, you're in trouble like the rest How bright are the fires of thought in the chain of command?
20.
We're zombies on autopilot We're shoveling shit back into our pants We're turkeys hailing for christmas Experiment in between god and chemist Piled for the one who'll cut the best deal We're sheep with expensive hairdo's Mouthful of wolves shit Easy prey Anything for gunpowder and liquer For rubber bullets and tear gas We're fucked, puked on - waiting it to dry We're fucked We're puked on We're fucked Boys and girls Slow down, cheat Fuck the mouthwash police Bite the hand that shakes the hand that feeds
21.
Ladies and gentlemen The reign of lemmings is about to end Somebody armed the squirrels And now they're waiting at the parking lot ...our parking lot Singing how stupid we look in these boots We should have heard them coming Should have been smart enough to plan ahead Shouldn't have kept the exit shut When the alarm went off We got 50 donuts and a bag of chips Maybe if we just keep still they'll get bored and head south Ladies and gentlemen The reign of lemmings is about to end At our parking lot Singing how stupid we look in these boots To the last burning ache of hope My anger won't sustain the pain

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released October 10, 2006

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Hardcore punk from Helsinki, Finland. Active since 1999.

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